Estoy Perdido

Mon, 15 Nov 2010 23:49:37 GMT

Query:

I see the TSA regulation deadline was November 1, 2010 for new categories of information that must be collected.

Full legal name.
Birthdate.
Gender.

Has anyone had problems yet? I'm trying to figure out why they are asking gender - are people sneaking on planes in disguise on a more regular basis than say, that guy who escaped from China or what? I hope that's sued into the ground ASAP. I know that several people on SEPTA have had problems because their outward appearance doesn't match whatever sticker SEPTA put on their pass [which makes no sense to me - you don't have to give an ID to buy a pass] and having their passes refused. I can't imagine how much goddamn worse this has to be on a plane.

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Tue, 24 Aug 2010 02:36:38 GMT

I haven't been here in awhile so I leave:

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Wed, 11 Aug 2010 04:04:03 GMT

Free Lube for All

I am writing YA/Avengers fic. Cher help me.

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Thu, 05 Aug 2010 04:02:35 GMT

MUAHAHAHA PROP 8 CAN SUCK IT

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Sun, 01 Aug 2010 19:59:19 GMT

Porntestpilot is officially closed for business so I am off hiatus.

I'm really relieved, I don't know why, but everything has been a lot easier lately. Who knew a long experiment in attention whoring would end up being such a disaster for me? Especially given that I wasn't exactly advertising the place. Very sad.

How is everyone? I'm been reading a lot of Smallville and Harry Potter fiction.

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Fri, 25 Jun 2010 03:02:34 GMT

FUTURAMA.

Now of course I shall need to write a Boostle fic mostly featuring Zapp Brannigan quotes. Maybe Booster can dress like him for Halloween. How to dress Skeets like Kip?

I polish my rocket every night.

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Thu, 24 Jun 2010 01:17:10 GMT

I finally watched an entire episode of True Blood - EXCEPT IT CUT ME OFF AT THE END. COCKBLOCKER.

Anyway, who else watches this? Can someone tell me what the fuck happened in the first two seasons because I have tried many times to watch them and I just can not. Thanks!

1) Blood out of glass okay

2) Blood soup pushing it

3) Blood gelato is just wrong. SO SO WRONG. Why would you ruin the beautifulness of gelato?

Fuck you.

ETA: THIS SHOW IS MADE OF WHORE'S BLOOD. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT SHOW? WHY? THAT IS SO MEAN AND UNCALLED FOR. FUCK YOU.

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Sun, 20 Jun 2010 03:17:13 GMT

They were talking about Jaden Smith on Fark for some reason and they pointed out he looked just like Riley Freeman:

"Why actors always trynin' ta steal my shine. Why can't dey do their own thing? Why dey tryin' ta ride me like a rodeo show?"

Yes, I stole this completely.

I suddenly need a live action version of The Boondocks in my life. Tell me that kid running around screaming motherfucker at everyone wouldn't be awesome. I would pay money for it. The only problem I can forsee is the white dude Samuel L. Jackson does the voice for - although excellent test case for Kevin Conroy doing Batman's voice for Christian Bale. Now I need to find my DVDs.

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Wed, 16 Jun 2010 04:36:31 GMT

Blue Beetle show.

I see suggestions that Jaime be played by the werewolf dude from Twilight. First of all, fuck you. Twilight. Fuck you. No.

Secondly, is this some stupid white people thing where oh, look, they both have darker skin so clearly they are the same color/race? How the fuck do you get a half-Native American guy and say he should play a Mexican-American dude? Just go to hell.

Third, fuck you. Jaime Reyes should be played by a Mexican dude. That's it. No fighting, no arguments. Mexican dude. I will get DC a Jaime myself if need be.

THAT SAID. The pictures look awesome man. I actually did like the first seasonish of Smallville, and the Flash show, so maybe. Maybe. JLI needs to be on it so hard. Live Action Booster would be make me happy in my pants. Plus, I need a large scarab toy. For science.

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Wed, 16 Jun 2010 03:04:46 GMT

Last Night when I was watching gay commercials I discovered South of Nowhere. Now I shall be watching adorable lesbians. MM has already seen this show, so I'm guessing so has everyone else has?

Also, I am working on a long term DCU project. MM is looking it over, but I don't want to make her nuts so I was wondering if there is anyone who is willing/wants to read over my work in that regard and comment on it? It's an AU, and it's kind of ridiculous, and will have some questionable content.

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Tue, 15 Jun 2010 02:08:45 GMT

THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT BROS.

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Boostle Kink Anon Thing

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 01:09:42 GMT

I wrote this for the Boostle Kink Meme and am non-Anon'ing.

( More Boostle )

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Booster + Ted

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 23:40:33 GMT

Title: I don't Brag, I mostly Boast.
Author: Me
Pairing: Boostle
Notes: Written to Missy Elliot's Flip It and Reverse It. Okay, look, this is present day setting - Ted is back. See I was going to do this long thing where I started serious and went funny in the opposite of what I do and I had this big long explanation for it but Booster #33 just jossed the shit of it so FUCK IT YOU GET THIS. Also you are going to have to have watched the Old Spice Your Man commercials.

( See the Belvedere playing tricks on ya )

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Excepting when making bacon. You should wear pants then to avoid burns.

Thu, 10 Jun 2010 03:03:08 GMT

My roommate and I have been discussing this commercial, and while, we both like the ad, we feel it fundamentally fails in its purpose. After watching this ad, I do not feel like buying pants. Instead I feel like removing my pants, collecting the rest of the pants I own, and burning them in the parking lot while doing a dance in my underwear to celebrate my release from the tyranny of pants.

This chart is ancient. Who conceived this ad? I want to join an underwear marching society.

The actual song for people who enjoy these kind of things.

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Tue, 08 Jun 2010 03:52:07 GMT

( You can't unsee it )

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Tue, 08 Jun 2010 02:55:39 GMT

IF ANYONE WAS WONDERING WHAT BOOBS MCCHESTY WAS UP TOO

SHE IS DOING WELL

+1000 POINTS TO ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE HELL I AM TALKING ABOUT.

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Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:35:54 GMT

http://jezebel.com/5550123/once+deaf-baby-hears-for-the-first-time

Someone please explain the comments in this article to me. Difficulty: Do not use the word ableist.

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Sun, 06 Jun 2010 19:52:15 GMT

Just going outside for a little bit feels like a steam bath.

I blame Sam and Dean.

Global Warming sucks.

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Sat, 05 Jun 2010 01:19:09 GMT

Jason Batmen kissing Dustin Hoffman for the hell of it just raises it JASON BATMEN NEEDS TO FUCKING PLAY TED KORD NOW GODDAMMIT. HE CAN MAKE OUT WITH SOME HOTASS BLOND GUY FOREVER. YES.

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Fri, 04 Jun 2010 00:51:22 GMT

DC THIS WEEK NO HATE ~AMAZING I KNOW~

ETA: to fix my html also I should write a fic for boostle along the theme of the MAN YOUR MAN SHOULD SMELL LIKE because Booster needs an Old Spice commercial. I AM A SUPERHERO FOR PRETEND.

Booster: What? I am a for real superhero.

All: Uh huh Sure shiny pants.

Booster: Whatever, I just went back in time and banged your mom.

All: Dad? Dad, is that you?

( Comics )

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Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:34:54 GMT

When is women's media going to stop being a celebration of all of the worst and most vacuous characteristics and stereotypes of women?

Movies for women are always fucking Twilight or Sex And The City. Everything interesting is always for guys. Is this some douchebag Lifetime syndrome?

I'm pissed at guys attacking them like they never watch stupid shit, but there is at least some point that these things basically teach women to live for men, revolve around men, or treat men like dirt which just adds to men hating women.

MORE HIT GIRL LESS CARRIE BRADSHAW.

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For the hell of it

Sun, 30 May 2010 03:07:33 GMT

Author: Me
Title: That's Not My Name. [Written with the song on repeat.]
For: batstalker! WHO IS WONDERFUL. LOVE HER OR FAIL AT LIFE.
Prompt: Maybe Kon oggling Tim by the pool? Hahah, I'd love something where he totally gives Tim a once over above his old 90's sunglasses.
Pairing: Kon/Tim
Disclaimer: Tim Drake is my name actually. :D

( Story Times )

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Fri, 28 May 2010 02:43:08 GMT

Have the comics ever mentioned how speedsters dream? Do they dream in relative time or in speed?

I need to make myself dream I am a Flash. So I can move fast enough that a fucking ironing board will not fall on my foot. Thanks for putting that by the dumpster instead of in it, assholes.

Does anyone have a water bottle w/filter? I am thinking about getting one but I am not sure what the difference between level 1/2 is and I can't afford a LifeSaver bottle or I would have already had one of those babies. I think I need something a little better than just removes lead/copper because something is strange about our tap water.

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Comic Reviews

Thu, 27 May 2010 00:10:56 GMT

First let me say:

FUCK YOU DC COMICS. FUCK YOU WITH A RUSTED DAGGER SPIT ON AND CURSED BY RASPUTIN

ADAM LAMBERT IS COMING TO PHILLY IN AUGUST

( Arsenal 3 and Gen Lost 2 )

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Wed, 26 May 2010 00:59:53 GMT

REALLY? REALLY DC?

I would be embarrassed to buy this comic. What happened to this:

This was amazing.

On the bright side this means I only have to pony up for three comics next month. Booster. Jason. Flash.

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